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Early Morning Linux Voodoo at Denny’s

Three a.m. can be an interesting time to be in a 24 hour Denny’s Restaurant. The clientèle can range from graveyard shift workers on their lunch break to people who have spent all night partying. I never did understand the “Let’s go to Denny’s” mindset after a night of drinking. Why would I want to ruin a $100.00 drinking spree with a $4.00 pancake breakfast?

Of course, the closest thing to alcohol I put in my mouth most days is mouth wash. I honestly don’t miss the hangovers. Neither do I miss the round of apologies I usually had to make the next day for the dumb stuff I had done the night before.

So, sitting at the counter at 3:20 a.m. working on my third cup of coffee, I watched an older gentleman grow more and more frustrated with the laptop in front of him. After a bit, he pulled an old flip phone from his shirt pocket and left a message when the party did not answer.

“James, this is Ed. Give me a call when you get up. This laptop is going blue screen again.”

Ed is a wholesale parts manager for a local car parts chain in Austin. His Windows 7 laptop was giving him fits. He was having to restart his computer a number of times before it would boot to the OS. The number of times he had to reboot was growing each day and now it didn’t want to boot at all. Ed was seeing the BSOD on most boots.

Linux voodooBeing one who has trouble keeping his mouth shut when tech problems arise, I asked him if I could help. He had to travel to Dallas that morning to make a meeting with his division head and the only phone number he had for the Dallas guy was on a PDF document on his computer. He would need that number later.

I told Ed that I might be able to help. I reached into my jeans pocket and fished around until I found the DataStick. I then explained to him what I was going to do and how I was going to do it.

I could tell that he wasn’t comfortable turning over control of his laptop to a stranger, but after a few seconds I got a slight nod to the affirmative. I pulled the Acer over to my part of the counter and booted the Linux Mint KDE LTS I keep for just such purposes. As the computer accepted the DataStick as the boot option, I explained to Ed what I was doing.

It was obvious he had no idea what I was talking about so we waited in awkward silence for the next few seconds. Finally, the Mint logo appeared on the screen. I opened Dolphin and located the Windows drive then asked him for the name of the file. He couldn’t remember but was sure it was a PDF. A few minutes later, I pulled a pen from my pocket and wrote down the number he needed and slid it back over to him with his laptop.

Ed let go a big sigh or relief. “Thanks for fixing my laptop. What do I owe you?”

I explained to him that I had not “fixed” his computer but only had accessed the information he needed. The computer would not work until someone in his IT department corrected the OS error. It was still clear that he had no idea what I was talking about.

“So you can open my files even if the machine is broken?”

Yes, I told him, but the computer hardware itself wasn’t broken. It was a corrupt operating system and the Linux live environment actually did the work. It was then his curiosity began to show.

“Walk me through that sequence again. I want to see how it works.”

This time, we went step by step with him actually paying attention to the details. First the boot choices, then the down arrows to pick out the flash drive, and then the actual system boot that gave him an environment in which to work.

What amazed him most was the fact that almost any computer could be accessed by this method, even if the computer wouldn’t boot on its own. I made sure that he understood it was useless if the problem was in the hardware, but in a broken operating system error, this worked well.

Linux helping handEd navigated the Linux system, opening and closing some of the software choices, then asking me what they each did. But no matter how hard I tried, what analogies or similes I used, the entire concept of live boot software making his computer usable just didn’t take hold. After a few more minutes, he asked me how to turn the laptop off and I showed him.

Then he surprised me…

“How much does that flash doohicky cost?”

I told him it was free to anyone who needed it. It was then that his right eyebrow raised…as well as his doubt. I spent the next few minutes finishing my coffee and explaining to him, in layman terms, how FOSS works. I gave him my business card and told him he was welcome to call me if he ever needed my help.

This isn’t the first time someone had questioned the legitimacy of free and open source software. Some of you may remember back in 2008 when I was met head-on by the same doubt.

He shook my hand and left with my flash drive in his shirt pocket. I waved off the waitress trying to fill my cup again and made my way out the door as well. Dawn’s first light was beginning to show itself as I turned the key in my old Explorer.

First thing on my list after I got some sleep was to make another portable drive. You just never know when you are going to need it…


  1. Abdel Abdel September 30, 2014

    You never know how far an act of generosity can go and reach.

  2. just me just me September 30, 2014

    it was 2011… i was just about to through out my old 2006 dell 17″ t7200 2gb ram laptop which had blue screened one too many times – which was just setting around because i replaced it… thankfully i had been looking into and toying with linux 🙂

    don’t remember if i resurrected it before or after…

    the new laptop got a virus. i didn’t have win7 recovery disks (had to call vendor to send them)…

    mom is still using old 2006 17″ dell running linux mint 14.04 xfce, and i’m still enjoying distro-hopping (usually coming back to linux mint) on the newer laptop…

    windows only in virtualbox on my newer one 🙂

  3. just me just me September 30, 2014

    just for fun…

    you don’t have to be a arch/gentoo/lfs user to be a linux user 🙂

    i’m currently using and liking ubuntu 14.04 in spite of my previous dislike/bashing of unity…

    linux does put the fun back into computing 🙂

  4. Dave Dave September 30, 2014

    to be fair to Windows, it wasn’t a problem with the OS. It was most likely (from the symptoms described) a failing hard drive.

    His IT guy probably could have fixed it by running SpinRite or another utility that checks all the sectors on the hard drive. And then reboot and run chkdsk. I have run into similar situations.

    Still very cool that you helped him out with a Linux live thumbdrive.

  5. Mike Mike September 30, 2014


    It may have been the hard drive, but I’ve seen Windows flake out like that plenty of times and get progressively worse as time goes on…so to say for sure is impossible.

  6. Nionya Nionya September 30, 2014

    What the man was experiencing is normal Windows behavior.

  7. micah micah October 1, 2014

    awesome story. pure win. go linux!!!

  8. Shawn Shawn October 1, 2014

    Absolutely amazing story… Thanks for sharing it with us Ken.

  9. riot riot October 2, 2014

    Great story. I’d like to point out that there have been a couple of times I’ve had faulty hardware that would not work with windows. But Linux would run and work just fine. Now I know if you have a computer with faulty hardware you don’t want it for bussiness or anything. But still the idea that I could use My fautly hardware with Linux was amazing to me. One time it was an old laptop that had been busted up, ran that thing with linux for years and windows could even finish the install. Another time it was with a faulty graphics card. It ran fine in linux with the FOSS drivers. If I used the propritery drivers Linux would crash just like windows did.

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